As we were all taught in Zombieland rule number one is all about the running.  The running and the screaming.  Screaming and running and more running.

For those of us that fall into the “poor fat bastard” category shirt.woot.com offers this to remind others that if you see us moving faster than a waddle you should probably get your shit together.  Fast.

Consider us your fat, lazy canaries and the world your zombie-infested coal mine.