ThinkGeek.com, our favorite purveyor of all things useless but absolutely required, is having a Zombie Apocalypse Clearance Event! There’s no indication of when the sale (or civilization as we know it) ends so get while the getting is good. Unfortunately this looks to be a general clearance sale rather than Zombie-specific merchandise but there are hundreds of items available. Man does not not-live by brains alone, am I right?!