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Zombie Magnetic Poetry KitMore BEBE 2013!  The fourth selection, Zombie Diaries 2, wasn’t too bad.  Like most “found-footage” films it had a tendency to collapse under its own weight after a while.  Nobody in their right mind would continue to film during that and just how long do those batteries last?!  We also knocked a fifth movie off, War of the Dead.  It was fair but muddled as hell.  A fusion of classic World War II and action zombie movies set on the Finnish/Russian border in 1939 it, too, kind of crushed itself under its own seriousness.

Other than that we’ve been doing some zombie poetry using the Zombie Magnetic Poetry kit.  My Daughter especially has been enamored with this even if she currently lacks the attention span to do anything more than a few lines.

OK, so none of those are masterpieces.  She’s still plugging away!

Amazon, Zombie Kid DiariesMore BEBE 2013!  The third movie, Osombie, was kind of a dud.  In many ways it was actually better than you might think but by trying to be completely serious it ended up being pretty dreadfully dull.  We’ve just started our fourth selection, Zombie Diaries 2.  It’s a straight-up horror movie in the found-footage genre and we’re cautiously hopeful.

Completely unrelated to the movie we picked up the book, Zombie Kid Diaries: Playing Dead, for my son.  He’s getting a little old for them but the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books have been a favorite of his for years so we figured, why not?  He’s been thumbing through it for a while so that’s a good sign at least.

Planning to break things up for a while after this movie and look into getting dinner started, call some family and maybe get a game or two going.

Boiled Eggs!More BEBE 2013!  Our second movie, A Little Bit Zombie, was a blast (even if it did fizzle out at the end).  Great cast, clever ideas and actual humor.  Recommended!  I really doubt that our next one, Osombie, will match it.  The tag is “Bin Laden will Die… Again!”  Looks like Osama comes back from being buried at sea and tries to create a terrorist army of zombies.  Wish us luck with this one, sounds like we’ll need it!

BEBE isn’t BEBE without the first “BE” so we also died some eggs.  We tried using a contraption, Dudley’s Spin an Egg, but it was… questionably successful.  The damn thing is hard to spin up right and it’s really hard to get the lid on (and you take the lid off a lot).  But once we gave up and just dumped all the dye in we got some really gross looking eggs so it kinda, sorta works?  Maybe?

The dye they provide also seems to have a really long dry-time.  Everything is still sticky and dripping.  So while we’ll probably never bother with this again we can say that is really cheap.  So if you like what you see (or are more willing to do things right) you might get some joy out of it.

Platters ChocolateMore BEBE 2013!  Just finished Resident Evil.  It was fun as always and nobody plays a better Michelle Rodriguez than Michelle Rodriguez.  We’re moving to something lighter now that we haven’t seen, A Little Bit Zombie.  The tag is “Being dead is easy, it’s getting married that’s the real killer” and apparently it’s about a guy that’s trying to hide his recent zombification from his terrifyingly organized bride-to-be.  It also has Kristen Hager (currently on the US version of “Being Human”) so that’s hopefully a plus!

On the chocolate front we have a lot of the regular available-anyplace-for-a-dollar fare but we also ordered lots of Platter’s Chocolate.  I think most towns have a local chocolate shop that the people there think is the best one in the world.  Well, they’re all wrong because this one is.  Famous for their Sponge Candy and Orange Chocolate.

We’re so sure that Platter’s is the best chocolate in the world we’ll even make you a guarantee: if you order from them and don’t agree just send us the remainder of your order and we’ll eat it for you!  That’s how sure we are of this.

More BEBE 2013Zombie Bowling, from Front Porch Classics, has been a big hit so far!  A classic, painted wooden bowling set with a perfectly executed zombie theme.  The pins are about five inches tall and the ball (painted as a “BOMB!”) is nice and weighty.  Everything is nice strong hardwood so you might not want to play on your good coffee table.

The game is a blast to play (if a little noisy, especially this early in the morning) and comes packed in a nice, solid canister perfect for traveling.

BEBE 2013 BasketWe’re kicking off Boiled Eggs and Brain Eaters 2013 (tag: BEBE 2013)!  We’re still in that perfectly appropriate shambling, groaning grumpy morning phase of the day right now.

The kids are looking through their baskets.  With a late addition by grandma they got quite the haul.  The girl is enamored with the Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit and the boy is sitting in the corner of the couch grunting (teenagers).

As everybody is still pretty groggy and going through their morning grumps we’re starting the movie marathon with something we’ve seen before, Resident Evil.  Not only is a damn fine zombie movie it’s also one of the better video game movies.

We’ll be posting activities and mini-reviews throughout the day.  (We’re going to be full-length reviews of everything in the coming weeks but for today posts will be short and pithy.)

Tabletop DayToday, March 30th, is International Tabletop Day!

It’s an easy day to observe: just get together with people you like (or people you might like) and play some games.  Old-fashioned cardboard and plastic, look-each-other-in-the-eye games.  Here are few of our favorite zombie games to get your started:

Zombie Dice: Super simple, super fast game perfect for families.  Even grandmas love this one.

Last Night on Earth: Based on classic zombie movies this game of heroes v. zombies is perfect for a dedicated game night.

Zombie Fluxx: Fluxx is a frantic card game of constantly changing rules and the zombie version has… zombies!

Munchkin Zombies: Munchkin is all the best things about role-playing games without all the fuss.  The Zombie version includes the same hilariously weird sense of humor but adds rotten flesh.

There are dozens of zombie games out there and hundreds more great games that suffer only from their lack of zombies.  Find a few, gather your friends and have some fun!

JesusOf course, we celebrate this giant of the risen dead this week.  How could we not?  From the moment he shambled from his freshly opened grave people knew that he was something special.  Jesus was able to overcome his zombification like no other before or since.  He remains the only zombie with his own holiday; although we still have our fingers-crossed concerning Lincoln.

Scoffers may, well, scoff but there’s little argument amongst serious scholars (and irresponsible bloggers) that Jesus of Nazareth, the Alpha and the Omega, the Ruler of Creation and the Bread of Life was indeed a zombie.  He died, he came back and now he wants your brains.  Definition met;  check and mate.

Jesus is a role model to all.  He shows us that the risen dead can be productive members of society and, more than that, celebrated as heroes to millions.

Bloody Gelatin BrainsBrains, wonderful brains!  Fresh from the skull, warm, bloody and wobbly; is there anything sweeter?  But getting them can be such a hassle!  Apart from getting scarcer every day survivors are just so damn hard to catch.  They move ridiculously fast and have a tendency to get all stabby-choppy-chainsawey for no reason at all.  Luckily you can now make great tasting bloody brains at home!  (This recipe – or least the best version of it we’ve found – is from KraftRecipes.com.  The Oozing Brain Recipe article even has a nice little video tutorial.)

Stuff to Get

You’ll need the following:

  • 1.75 cups of boiling water.
  • 12 oz. (normally four small or two large boxes) of “Brain” gelatin.  JELL-O Peach gives the best color but we like the taste of Cherry more.
  • 5 oz. (usually one can) evaporated milk.
  • 1.75 cups cold water (you’ll use it in two halfs).
  • 3 oz. (one small box) “Blood” gelatin.  Strawberry or Cherry works best.
  • 2 Tbsp. cornstarch.
  • A brain mold.  We used the Accoutrements one we reviewed but there are many others available.
  • Cooking spray.

The process takes about 20 minutes to get started, then an hour of set-time followed by another 20 minutes of work then two or three hours final set time and a bit more work.  Plan accordingly!

Stuff to Do

Get everything ready and wrangle any assistants that you’ve acquired.  You’re going to need a largish mixing bowl and smaller microwavable bowl.  Pour your brain gelatin into a bowl and add the boiling water.  Stir it for a couple of minutes until everything is dissolved.  Stir in half of the cold water and the milk.

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Pour your brain gelatin into your mold but give the mold a good shot of cooking spray first to make removing it later much easier.  Put it in the refrigerator for an hour or so.  You want the gelatin to set (non-liquid) but not completely firm.  Now for the blood.  Mix your blood gelatin and cornstarch in a microwaveable bowl and stir in the rest of the cold water until everything is dissolved.  Microwave the concoction on high for three minutes and stir while hot.  Using a soft spatula gently pull the brain from the edges of the mold and drizzle in the blood.  Use about half of the here.  Put the brain and the remaining blood in the refrigerator for two to three hours or until firm.

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Unmold your brain onto your serving plate.  You might want to sprinkle some water on the plate first as it makes it much easier to reposition the mold.  Microwave the rest of your blood on high for a minute.  Drizzle this over the brain decoratively.

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You can serve with warm blood or chill again as you like.  We like to slice top to bottom as each slice is sure to get both some cortex and cerebellum (the lizard brain is especially tasty) but there is an argument to slice with the long axis and separate out the higher brain from the lower.  This stuff does pack quite a punch to the sweet-tooth tho’: a little bit goes a long way.

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Here’s the final result.  Click any of the pictures to engorge.

This basic recipe can be altered in any number of ways.  Different flavors of gelatin produce different colors (anything from “fresh plucked” to “long dead” to “mutant alien”) and the list of potential mix-ins is endless.   Please share your creations!

The Telegraph, like all good mainstream news sources, is taking good science and sensationalizing it beyond any sense of propriety.  The article, There are Zombies Among Us (complete with a photo of the walking dead), reviews several well-known behavior-altering parasites in nature then finally gets into the rotten meat of it and tells us how these parasites will create an unstoppable army of the risen dead!

Well, no it doesn’t.  Because they won’t.  Dammit.  But it’s still pretty cool.  Here’s a snippet:

Do any other microbes provoke similar changes? The leading candidate so far is one of the most common in the world – influenza. Researchers at Binghamton University in New York State, using the ’flu vaccine as a proxy for infection, recorded the behaviour of 36 academic staff two days before, and two days after, getting a jab.

The result was astonishing. Before the vaccination, according to the journal Annals of Epidemiology, they interacted with an average of 54 people a day; afterwards it shot up to 101. Yet the amount of time they actually spent with each person plummeted – from 33 to 2.5 minutes. “Subjects who normally   had very limited or simple social lives,” said one researcher, “were   suddenly deciding they needed to go out to bars or parties” – the perfect places for a virus to find new hosts.

So while we’ll probably still need mad scientists, aliens or toxic waste to get the really good zombies we can leave the really lame ones to the flu.