It was only a couple of weeks ago that we inducted our last zombie baby into Zombie of the Week. This time we have the rather self-explanatory “Driver tries to cheat carpool lane with ‘zombie baby’“. Yes, back in October, a man in Washington State thought he could fool cops patrolling the HOV lane with a baby doll dressed as a zombie. Spoiler: he couldn’t.
This honestly confuses the hell out of us. Even if the cop did mistake the doll for an actual child, the guy would still get a ticket for illegally putting a small child in the front seat, right? That’s a thing, isn’t it? Now, taking this to the logical extreme, what would the ticket be if the cop actually mistook the doll for an actual, rabid zombie baby?
Doesn’t really matter. Cop wasn’t fooled at all. Zombie baby HOV decoy cost our hero $136.